If there is anyone who knows about bad teeth it is a hockey
player, name me a hockey player who has never been hit in the mouth and I will
tell you about ocean front property in Tucson. This writer played hockey for
forty years, so I consider myself an expert on teeth.
One of the hazards of summer travel is to experience bad
teeth. Be it traveling to certain parts of our glorious country, or visiting
Europe, the far east, and the middle east – bad teeth are everywhere. Be it
health related, climate related, diet related, economic related or plain
stupidity, bad teeth and travel go hand in hand.
What do you notice first about a person: their footwear,
their eyebrows, their make-up, their lips, whatever – I notice their teeth.
While you watch the Olympics the next two weeks, scout out the bad teeth. In
your next meeting in the office, who has bad teeth? Think about getting serious
with someone? Check out their dental records.
But especially as you travel these final weeks of summer,
who has good teeth or bad? Does it tell you anything about that particular
society or culture? Maybe, maybe not. What I do know is that you will never, ever
see this globe trekker kissing any Siberian Russian women.
SANDY WEILL SHOCKS THE WORLD - Former Citigroup CEO Sandy Weill's comments on CNBC that
he would support breaking up the biggest banks shocked Wall Street and
Washington. Some big-time bankers M.M. spoke to on Wednesday seemed genuinely
shaken by the comments, which come at time when the bigger-is-better model is
under assault from both left and right. Weill, 79, almost single-handedly
created the giant bank model by smashing Glass-Steagall and turning buttoned
down Citibank into sprawling one-stop-shop Citigroup, a colossus selling
everything from checking accounts to credit default swaps.
THE SENTENCE THAT CHANGED EVERYTHING - Weill on CNBC's Squawk Box in a remark that instantly
blew up Twitter and dominated conversations all day up and down the Acela
corridor: "I think what we should probably do is go and split up
investment banking from banking, have banks be deposit takers, have banks make
commercial loans and real-estate loans, have banks do something that's not
going to risk the tax-payers dollars, that's not going to be
too-big-to-fail."
FOOD PRICES TO SOAR - "Food prices will race ahead faster than prices of
other goods in the United States this year and next, due to the worst drought
in more than a half a century ... Food prices rose 3.7 percent in 2011, and
American consumers may pay 3.5 percent more at the grocery store this year,
with higher prices for meat, poultry and fruit, as the drought gripping the
U.S. farm belt drives up crop prices. The U.S. Department of Agriculture
forecast that food prices would jump between 2.5 percent and 3.5 percent in
2012 and then rise 3-4 percent in 2013 ... Food prices will rise far more
rapidly than the overall U.S. inflation rate, according to USDA, a turnabout
from the usual pattern".
APPLE POSTS RARE
MISS - "Apple, the
most valuable public company, missed Wall Street forecasts with its
third-quarter revenues and earnings as fans held out for the next iPhone. The
California-based company sold 26m iPhones in the three months to June 30, up 28
per cent on the same period a year ago and topping the company's own guidance.
But the figures marked a slowdown in the rate of growth over recent quarters,
sending its shares below $600 in after-hours trading ...
"Gossip
about the next generation of iPhone, expected to be a more significant upgrade
than the iPhone 4S was over its predecessor, has already begun to dissuade
buyers ... Apple's revenues of $35bn compared with analysts' estimates of
around $37.2bn, while earnings of $9.32 per share were also below forecasts of
about $10.32. The company's cash pile grew by $7bn in March to $117.2bn by the
end of June"
BIRTHDAYS
THIS WEEK – Birthday
wishes and thoughts this week to: Tony Bennett (86), Tom Brady (35), Roger
Clemens (50), Issam Ghazzawi …outstanding teacher, Paul Laxalt (90), Ted
Lindsay (87), President Barack Obama (51), Peter O’Toole (80), Arnold
Schwarzenegger (65).
EVERY LEADER AND ASPIRING LEADER
SHOULD READ THIS - Vanity Fair's August issue, "MICROSOFT'S LOST
DECADE : Once upon a time, Microsoft
dominated the tech industry: indeed, it was the wealthiest corporation in the
world. But since 2000, as Apple, Google, and Facebook whizzed by, it has fallen
flat in every arena it entered: e-books, music, search, social networking, etc.
etc. Talking to former and current Microsoft executives, KURT EICHENWALD finds
the fingers pointing at Steve Ballmer (Detroit Country Day ’73), Bill Gates's
successor, as the man who led them astray": "[W]hat began as a lean
competition machine led by young visionaries of unparalleled talent has mutated
into something bloated and bureaucracy-laden, with an internal culture that
unintentionally rewards managers who strangle innovative ideas that might
threaten the established order of things. ... [The cash-cow] Windows and Office
divisions [were allowed to dictate] the direction of product development
[derailing e-books, mobile and tablets] ... Many of the longtime executives let
new employees handle the work while they themselves lolled around, waiting for
the next vesting period when they could exercise more options - a behavior
known derisively by the younger hires as 'rest and vest.' ...
"Microsoft ... lost more than
half its value ... The stock options - once
the golden key to untold wealth -- were underwater. ... Where once creating
innovations was both the thrill of the job and the path to riches through stock
options, guaranteed financial success could be achieved only the way it was at
stodgy old General Motors or IBM - through promotions. 'People realized they
weren't going to get wealthy,' one former senior executive said. 'They turned
into people trying to move up the ladder, rather than people trying to make a
big contribution to the firm.'
"More employees seeking
management slots led to more managers, more managers led to more meetings, more
meetings led to more memos, and more red tape led to less
innovation. ... [B]ecause reviews came every six months, employees and their
supervisors ... focused on their short-term performance, rather than on longer
efforts to innovate. ... [Because of Microsoft's perverse 'stack ranking'
evaluation system,] every employee has to impress not only his or her boss but
bosses from other teams as well. And that means schmoozing and brown-nosing as
many supervisors as possible."
2012
LONDON OLYMPIC QUIZ –
For the first time in Olympics history, every
participating country will have a female athlete. What three countries that
have previously sent only male competitors will also be sending women this
summer Olympics?
1.
Saudi
Arabia, Afghanistan and Brunei
2.
Samoa,
Sudan and Cuba
3.
Cuba,
Iraq and Afghanistan
4.
Iraq,
Sudan and Albania
5.
Saudi
Arabia, Qatar and Brunei
Answer next week
MONDAY OLYMPIC UPDATE - In good news, Team USA crushed
France in basketball. In less good news, France beat Team USA in swimming
relay. In outrageous news, Jordyn Wieber got shut out of the women's all-around
individual gymnastics finals due to ridiculous qualifying rules. Overall, Team
USA now trails Team China by one medal, 12-11. If Team USA ultimately wins,
China has agreed to forgive all our debt.
DRIVING THE WEEK - Huge, massive,
critical (and whatever other superlative you want to use) week for economic
data and events. FOMC meets Tuesday and Wednesday with the announcement
Wednesday at 2:15 p.m. Consensus is no new easing but perhaps an extension of
low rate guidance well into 2015 ... Other critical numbers is the July jobs
report out on Friday. Will it be another disappointment and blow to the Obama
campaign? Few signals that it will be a blockbuster. But a dip in jobless
claims suggests it could be slightly better than last month's 80K. Consensus is
100K and no change in the 8.2% unemployment rate. Philly Fed predicted a
negative number but other data do not confirm that gloomy signal ...
President Obama campaigns in Ohio on Wednesday and Florida
and Virginia on Thursday ... Obama is in NYC for a fundraiser this evening at
the NoMad hotel ... Congress enters its final week before the August summer
recess. Republicans in the House expected to pass their bill to extend all the
Bush tax cuts to counter Democrats in the Senate who passed the Obama-favored
extension only for those earnings under $250K ... Neither proposal is going
anywhere ... Both chambers could approve a six-month CR to fund the government
through next year and take the possibility of a government shut-down on Oct. 1,
which neither party wants, off the table ...
Treasury Secretary Tim Geithner meets with German finance
minister Wolfgang Schäuble today on the German island of Sylt ... Senate
Agriculture Committee has a hearing Wednesday at 9:00 a.m. on the futures
market looking at the failures of MF Global and Peregrine Financial. CFTC Chair
Gary Gensler is the lead witness ... Senate Commerce has a hearing on Wednesday
at 2:30 p.m. on the question of online retailers' exemption from collecting
state sales tax ... Both ECB and Bank of England on Thursday will issue
interest rate decisions.
Next week, Jackass of the month and Dear Rink Rats.
Until Next Monday, Hasta La Vista.
Claremont, CA
July 30, 2012
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