Rink Rats semi-annual listing of Top Five.
Top Five ….
Excuses to get an extension on a Case Paper:
1). Have a sick child
2). Work
3). “I don’t get it.”
4). Computer breakdown
5). The weather
Reasons to snub:
1). Low self-confidence
2). Not a clue
3). New partner
4). Alcohol
5). The weather
Reasons for City of Claremont to merge with City
of La Verne Water:
1). Univ. of La Verne will pay for it, one way
or another
2). More meetings at Roberta’s Diner
3). Golden State Water tastes bad
4). University House can have more parties
5). The weather
College Bars:
1). Fall Creek House, Ithaca, New York
2). Hoot Owl, Canton, New York
3). The Sink, Boulder, Colorado
4). Rick’s CafĂ©, Ann Arbor, Michigan
5). He’s Not Here, Chapel Hill, North Carolina
Golfers in the world:
1). Adam Scott
2). Patrick Reed
3). Fred Couples
4). Suzanne Peterson
5). Graham McDowell
Say no to a union:
1). Find out what happened to Jimmy Hoffa
2). Matt Witt
3). Dues
4). Too many meetings with Arts and Science
Faculty
5). The weather
Say yes to a union:
1). Find out what happened to Jimmy Hoffa
2). More time off
3). Free tickets to Vegas
4). More meetings
5). The weather
Places to gamble:
1). Caesars Palace Casino
2). Mandalay Sports Book
3). Red Rock Casino
4). The Man Cave
5). Binions Gambling Hall
To not to purchase a text book for a Graduate
level class:
1). Too cheap
2). Too cheap
3). Digital
4). Lazy
5). The weather
Best Hamburger:
1). Pebble Beach Lodge, The Tap Room, Carmel, CA
2). PJ Clarkes, New York
3). Rusty Nail Inn, Canton, Michigan
4). In N’ Out
5). The Side Door Saloon, Petoskey, Michigan
Plans for the summer:
1). Visit Dad
2). Read history
3). Cocktails
4). Quiet
5). Volunteer in the community
LOOK FOR
THE UNION LABEL -- ERIC
HAUSER, AFL-CIO Strategic Advisor and Director of Communications, on a new
direction for the labor movement, in a forthcoming memo, "Raising Wages
": "Established as federation policy, Raising Wages will unify and
expand everything the AFL-CIO does under a common framework. ... This
development had its origins in our 2013 National Convention, which broke new
ground in organizing strategies, worker empowerment, and community relations.
The energy fostered and the decisions made at our Convention were immediately
channeled into formulating Raising Wages as our unifying framework. ... You
will hear about a steady flow of initiatives on everything from raising the
federal minimum wage to breakthrough efforts to organize domestic
workers."
ELLE
MAGAZINE's
"10 Most Powerful Women in D.C.": Secretary of Commerce Penny
Pritzker; Sen. Susan Collins (R-Maine, St. Lawrence University ‘74); Rep. Tulsi
Gabbard (D-Hawaii); Hillary Clinton adviser Cheryl Mills ("counselor,
international entrepreneur, advocate"); D.C. Police Chief Cathy Lanier;
former U.S. chief of protocol Capricia Marshall, now ambassador-in-resdience,
Altantic Council; Center for American Progress President Neera Tanden; NARAL
Pro-Choice America President Ilyse Hogue; CNN Chief Congressional Correspondent
Dana Bash; and POLITICO COO Kim Kingsley.
REMEMBERING
ROBERT STAUSS
- Dallas Morning News, bottom of 1A, "Democratic boss advised
presidents," by Carl P. Leubsdorf: "Robert S. 'Bob' Strauss, the
colorful Dallas lawyer who became one of the nation's top political figures as
Democratic Party chairman and later held high governmental posts under
presidents of both parties, died Wednesday of natural causes at his home in
Washington. He was 95. ... He advised presidents of both parties, from Lyndon
Johnson to George W. Bush, and was named to key government positions by
Presidents Jimmy Carter ... and George H.W. Bush ...
"He once explained that he built a swimming
pool at his Dallas home because, while none of his family particularly liked to
swim, he liked to come home at night, fix a drink, sit by the pool and say,
'Bob Strauss, you're one rich son of a bitch.' ... Over the years, Strauss
became legendary for his efforts on behalf of others, often with little or no
publicity. He arranged adoptions for childless couples and helped raise legal
defense funds for such leading Republicans as longtime Reagan advisers Lyn
Nofziger and Michael Deaver.
--TOM
BROKAW, sent from his iPad: "For my generation of political reporters,
Bob Strauss was a treasure. Smart, plugged in, witty and self-deprecating, he
knew what we needed and how to deliver it. Unfortunately, the best stories
about him involve language and scenarios suitable only for the last call at 2
a.m. in the Wayfarer Inn bar [in New Hampshire]. Alas, the Wayfarer is gone,
and now so is Bob. But the memories linger."
$80
MILLION FOR SIX WEEKS WORK? - Robert D. Marcus became chief executive of Time Warner
Cable at the start of the year. Less than two months later, he agreed to sell
the company to its largest rival, Comcast, for $45 billion. For that work, he
will receive nearly $80 million if the deal closes, a severance payment that
amounts to more than $1 million a day for the six weeks he ran the company ...
'It's not unprecedented, but it is rare and troubling,' said Robert Jackson
Jr., an associate professor at Columbia Law School. 'There's something stunning
about such big paydays for such a small amount of work.
The extraordinarily large exit package is just
one more example of corporate America rewarding executives with outsize sums
for sometimes minimal amounts of work, and it comes despite the growing debate
over income inequality in America. ... So-called golden parachutes are common
features in the employment contracts for public company executives, and they
often reach stratospheric heights. And though Mr. Marcus is in line to receive
a huge sum, his payout will not be anywhere close to the largest golden
parachutes of all time.
BIG DEAL:
APPLE/COMCAST EYE TV DEAL - Apple Inc ... is in talks with Comcast Corp. ... about
teaming up for a streaming-television service that would use an Apple set-top
box and get special treatment on Comcast's cables to ensure it bypasses
congestion on the Web ... The discussions between the world's most valuable
company and the nation's largest cable provider are still in early stages and
many hurdles remain. But the deal, if sealed, would mark a new level of
cooperation and integration between a technology company and a cable provider
to modernize TV viewing.
Apple's intention is to allow users to stream
live and on-demand TV programming and digital-video recordings stored in the
'cloud' effectively taking the place of a traditional cable set-top box. Apple
would benefit from a cable-company partner because it wants the new TV
service's traffic to be separated from public Internet traffic over the 'last
mile'-the portion of a cable operator's pipes that connect to customers' homes
... That stretch of the Internet tends to get clogged when too many users in a
region try to access too much bandwidth at the same time.
BIRTHDAYS
THIS WEEK – Birthday wishes and thoughts this week to: Marcus Allen
(54), Robert Carradine (60), Aretha Franklin (72), Norah Jones (35), Henry
Paulson (68), Tara Pugliese …famous teen chef, Gloria Steinem (80).
COLLEGE
CHRONICLES - Richard C. Levin, who stepped down as president
of Yale University in June, will next month become the chief executive of
Coursera, a California-based provider of online academic courses.
Founded two years ago by a pair of computer science
professors at Stanford University, Coursera enrolls seven million people in
hundreds of free massive open online courses, or MOOCs, from more than 100
partner universities in 19 countries.
Mr. Levin, who has been an adviser to Coursera since
January, has been experimenting with online education for years, beginning in
2000 in a partnership with Stanford and Oxford. In 2007, he started Open Yale
Courses to make dozens of classes
taught by Yale professors available without cost.
COLLEGE
HOCKEY PICK OF THE WEEK – Friday 3/28, 8:00 PM ET (ESPNU); NCAA
regional matchup, #13 North Dakota (23-13-7) vs. #4 Wisconsin Badgers
(24-10-2). Midwest Regional semi-final, Badgers win 5 – 4. Season to date (7-4).
THE
SWAMI’S WEEK TOP PICKS –
(NCAA Men’s Hockey, Mar. 29) #17 Denver Pioneers
(20-15-6) vs. #3 Boston College Eagles (26-7-4), BC prevails 6 – 3.
(NHL, Mar. 29) Detroit Red Wings (33-24-14) at Toronto
Maple Leafs (36-29-8), Red Wings end Leafs season end collapse, 4 – 2.
(NCAA Men’s Final Four): South – Florida Gators, West
– Wisconsin Badgers, Midwest – Louisville
Cardinals, East – Virginia
Cavaliers.
2014 Season
to date (18-21), ouch!
BRACKETOLOGY
BLINK - No perfect brackets left on Quicken, Yahoo, CBS or ESPN
-- A run of upsets ended any chance of someone having a perfect NCAA tournament
bracket in Warren Buffett's $1 billion challenge. ... The final three people's
brackets in the Quicken Loans contest ... had ninth-seeded George Washington
beating Memphis. The Tigers won 71-66. ... It only took 25 games for everyone
to be eliminated. ... Only 16 people remained perfect after 10th-seeded
Stanford topped New Mexico. Then Tennessee routed UMass, leaving only six
people ... Gonzaga's victory over Oklahoma State cut that down to the final
three. ... The top 20 scores will still each get $100,000.
At CBSSports.com, only 0.03 percent of entrants were still
perfect after Mercer upset Duke. The final remaining unblemished entries were
also ruined by the Memphis win. ... After 28 games, all 11 million [ESPN] entries
had at least one mistake.
MARKET
WEEK - An up-and-down performance by stocks this month is putting
March’s usual bullish performance at risk: the Dow and Nasdaq are both modestly
negative for the month, while the S&P 500 is barely positive. The Dow and
S&P 500 haven’t fallen in March since 2008; the Nasdaq since 2005. However, stock index futures are pointing to
a higher Monday open for U.S. stocks. No major economic reports are due Monday,
although a busy week for numbers is ahead, with the latest on home prices, new
home sales, consumer confidence, GDP, durable goods orders, jobless claims,
personal income, and consumer spending all on the schedule.
DRIVING THE WEEK - Obama arrives
in the Netherlands Monday where he will tour the Rijksmuseum then hold a
bilateral meeting with Prime Minister Rutte ... In the afternoon, the President
will hold a bilateral meeting with President Xi Jinping of China. Obama will
then travel to the World Forum at The Hague to participate in the Nuclear
Security Summit ... In the evening, the President will attend a G-7 leaders
meeting on the situation in Ukraine at Catshuis, the official residence of the
Prime Minister ... Obama meets the Pope on Thursday.
Case-Shiller home prices Tuesday at 9:00 a.m.
expected to rise 0.6% ... Consumer confidence at 10:00 a.m. Tuesday expected to
tick up to 78.6 from 78.1 ... Third estimate of fourth quarter GDP growth Thursday
at 8:30 a.m. expected to 2.7% from 2.5% ... Univ. of Michigan Consumer Friday
at 9:55 a.m. expected to rise to 80.5 from 79.9.
Next
week: words and Jack Ass of the month.
Until Next Monday, Adios.
Claremont, CA
March 25, 2014
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