Monday, March 30, 2026

Where In The Hell Have You Been

 

July 31, 2023, was the last Rink Rats published. Almost three years: Where have we been?

Multiple factors contributed: family health issues, burnout from blogging, time needed to reset, and adjusting to leadership challenges under both the current and previous administrations. Plus, I admit, I have been lazy.

But we are back, for as long as we can produce somewhat intellectual writing: two blogs per month are scheduled, the second and fourth Monday of each month.

 For those new to our distribution list, Rink Rats is a collection of observations, commentary, historical review, sport events, and general nonsense, from the perspective of an old gangster finance professor, southern California transplant (Claremont) via Franklin, Michigan and upstate New York.

Rink Rats is about sports, politics, higher education, and pointing out the various narcissists that surround all of us daily.

I am going to be a bit rusty; I apologize in advance……

The Management

 

LIGHT PHONING

Recently I have been subscribing to the behavior of Light Phoning. My version of reducing my social media footprint and maintaining my sanity. Facebook, Twitter, LinkedIn, out, only Instagram remains in my social media universe.

It sounds like I am exploring the intersection of digital boundaries and social disconnecting. While Social Media Avoidance is often a personal choice for mental health. When these behaviors are "light" or subtle, they often manifest as passive disengagement. In the context of narcissism or difficult personality types, these can be used as tools for emotional distance or control…..you sure this is Rink Rats writing????

Breaking Down the Behaviors

  • Social Media Avoidance: This can be a healthy boundary-setting tactic to avoid "comparison traps." However, if used manipulatively, it can be a way to remain "mysterious" or to avoid accountability in social circles. One thing this writer enjoys is avoiding accountability in social circles. Sigmund Freud, here I come.

 

 

COUNT ME IN

Population growth is slowing in most counties nationwide amid a big drop in immigration.

  • The new data offers the best look yet at how tighter immigration enforcement is affecting America's demographic makeup.

πŸ“‰ International migration fell in 9 out of 10 U.S. counties between 2024 and 2025 compared to the prior period, the Census Bureau says.

  • Other counties stayed flat.

πŸ—½ That drop is hitting populous areas especially hard.

  • Census Bureau demographer George M. Hayward said in a statement: "The nation's largest counties ... are often international migration hubs, gaining large numbers of international migrants and losing people that move to other parts of the country via domestic migration."
  • "With fewer gains from international migration, these types of counties saw their population growth diminish or even turn into loss."

πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ The big picture: The U.S. overall still grew by 0.5% between 2024-25.

  • But that's down from 1% over the previous period.

Nationwide natural change (births minus deaths) held steady. International migration plummeted from around 2.8 million people to 1.3 million — about a 55% drop.

  • Caveat: International migration includes both foreigners and Americans coming home from abroad, including military service members.

The other side: The fastest-growing metros overall in 2024-25 were Ocala, Fla. (+3.4%); Myrtle Beach, S.C. (+3.2%) and Spartanburg, S.C. (+2.8%).

 

 

THE OLD BALL GAME

With Opening Day kicking off the season this past week, we look back on 150 years of the Major Leagues.

The beginnings of baseball are a little murky but this year marks the 150th anniversary of the National League, which is still going. The first official game of baseball in the U.S. took place in June 1846 in Hoboken, New Jersey. In 1857 the sport had its first governing body, although the teams were not professional. In 1867 baseball barred participation by Black athletes until 1947. The first fully professional baseball team, The Cincinnati Red Stockings came in 1869. The National League is the older of the two leagues constituting Major League Baseball and was founded in 1876. There are thirty major league baseball franchises in six divisions.

The Swami picks for the 2026 season:

AL East – Toronto Blue Jays    AL Central – Detroit Tigers      AL West – Seattle Mariners

NL East – New York Mets          NL Central – Chicago Cubs      NL West – Los Angeles Dodgers

World Series - Detroit Tigers vs. Los Angeles Dodgers

Three Peat = Los Angeles Dodgers 

 

MARKET WEEK

Stocks were redder than the final act of a horror movie this past week. The Dow slid into correction territory, and the S&P 500 ended its fifth-straight down week—its worst losing streak since 2022—as investors grappled with rising energy prices and the possibility of a prolonged war in Iran. Tech companies had their worst week in nearly a year (more on that below), with Meta getting hit not only by geopolitical jitters, but also its recent legal losses.

For three years, tech behemoths have been fueling a bull market on the promise that AI advancements will increase efficiency and profitability. But with investors growing skeptical, and with the continued war in the Middle East, the Nasdaq is now in correction territory after its worst week in nearly a year:

  • The index is down 11% since it peaked in October and is doing its best New York Giants impression with 10 weekly losses over the past 11 weeks.
  • Two of the biggest drains since late-October are two of the biggest spenders in AI computing—Microsoft (down 34%) and Meta (down 29%).
  • Even Nvidia, the AI chipmaker that has everyone throwing money at it like it’s in one of those windy cash booths, is down nearly 20% from its October high.
  • As a group, Magnificent Seven (Alphabet, Amazon, Apple, Meta, Microsoft, Nvidia, Tesla)  shares are down 8% since late October.

Microsoft is having its worst quarter since the 2008 global financial crisis. The stock is down 25% as shareholders recoil from the company’s move to continue spending on AI infrastructure. There are also fears that startups like OpenAI and Anthropic will create agents that can replace products made by companies like Microsoft.

Tech’s slide is in keeping with the market as a whole. Remember when US Attorney General Pam Bondi let the world know the Dow was over 50,000 at a congressional hearing in February? After dropping nearly 800 points yesterday, it, too, fell into correction territory from its record high on Feb. 11.

TACO is growing stale

On Thursday, President Trump extended the deadline for peace negotiations with Iran by 10 days. However, markets did not rebound like they had in similar situations that have spurred the so-called TACO trade (an acronym for Trump Always Chickens Out).

Instead, crude prices soared to $110 per barrel Friday, stoking inflation fears. This could be because, while Trump backed down, Israel threatened escalation, and Iran has been resistant to peace talks. Analysts believe the TACO tactic is carrying less weight due to the disconnect between the US and Iran.

But…Big Tech stocks could be viewed as a relative bargain, and a resurgence would almost certainly translate into good news for the markets overall.

Bill me - U.S. national debt crossed $39 trillion last week, and a new survey says Americans are getting worried about the impact on mortgages, credit cards, and auto loans.

 

AI, A CHEAP DATE

Let’s start with something positive: You. Why you? Because you are awesome, you’re wonderful, your opinions are sound, your decisions are spot-on, you’re never on the wrong side of an argument, and you’re just generally a solid citizen. Don’t take my word for it. Just talk to your favorite AI for a while, and it will tell you the same thing. You may have already noticed the obsequious fawning that surfaces when you communicate with AI, but there’s a chance you’ve missed it—since, you know, it’s simply stating an obvious core truth that lives at the intersection of your rightness and righteousness. These Stuart Smalley-esque daily affirmations are baked right into the products. I know, I know. AI is known for its hallucinations, but it’s also known for being able to crunch large amounts of data and come up with a clear summary of the facts, the results of which are as follows: You deserve good things, you are entitled to your share of happiness, you are fun to be with. Hell, even when you’re in the wrong, you’re actually in the right.

“Stanford researchers tested 11 leading AI models and found they all exhibit sycophancy — a fancy word for telling people what they want to hear (sounds like some people I know). On average, these chatbots agreed with users 49% more often than real humans did. Even when users described lying, manipulating partners, or breaking the law, the AI endorsed their behavior 47% of the time.” Stanford just proved your AI chatbot is flattering your into bad decisions.  “Here’s the part that should worry everyone. Participants rated sycophantic AI responses as more trustworthy than balanced ones. They also said they were more likely to come back to the flattering AI for future advice. And critically — they couldn’t tell the difference between sycophantic and objective responses. Both felt equally ‘neutral’ to them.”

“Even a single interaction with a sycophantic chatbot made participants less willing to take responsibility for their behavior and more likely to think that they were in the right, a finding that alarmed psychologists who view social feedback as an essential part of learning how to make moral decisions and maintain relationships.”  “Although affirmation may feel supportive, sycophancy can undermine users’ capacity for self-correction and responsible decision-making. Yet because it is preferred by users and drives engagement, there has been little incentive for sycophancy to diminish”. (Don’t worry. If big tech eventually does tone down the lickspittling, bootlicking, groveling, kowtowing adulation and unctuously servile toadyism, you can always replace it by having yourself a staff meeting.)

 

STATS

·         Current USGA golf index: 12.8

·         Rink Rats Investment Fund – 2026 YTD Total Return = +1.75%

Fund Portfolio:           Cash: 7%

Crypto: 10%

International Markets: 16%

                                    Gold: 17%

                                    U.S. Stock Market: 50%

·         S&P 500 – 2026 YTD Total Return = -6.96%

·         NASDAQ Composite – 2026 YTD Total Return = -9.87%

·         Bitcoin – 2026 YTD Total Return = -24.21%

·         Gold – 2026 YTD Total Return = +3.75%

·         U.S. Dollar Index – 2026 YTD Total Return = +2.06%

·         10 Year U.S. Treasury Yield = +6.65%

·         U.S. Consumer Price Index – YTD = +2.40%

·         Last Year Detroit Red Wings in NHL Playoffs – 2016, lost 4 – 1 to Tampa Bay

·         Last Year University of La Verne had an executable operating budget = 2010-2011

 

THE THING

This is all I have to say about our current President.

Here is the text of the poem by John Lithgow from his book Trumpty Dumpty Wanted a Crown: Verses for a Despotic Age:

Trumpty Dumpty wanted a crown, to make certain he never would have to step down. He wanted a robe made of ermine and velvet, The Constitution? He wanted to shelve it.  

With impeachment awash, his ambition had grown, He wanted an orb, a scepter, a throne. Six royal palaces, six royal carriages, A church dispensation for six royal marriages.  

Courtiers installed on his own Supreme Court, And royal beheadings, if only for sport. He craved the occasional royal procession, And the eventual royal succession.  

Trumpty Dumpty gets his way, Unless the public has something to say. If we let him have all of his favorite things, we’ll have to endure the divine right of kings.  

 

TIGER IN THE ROUGH

Something is wrong with Tiger Woods. I do not know the struggle’s precise shape, but it is there. It has been there. The evidence is not subtle, and it is not new. That is the sad and disconcerting thing, and until it is reckoned with honestly, everything else is secondary.

The golf world has organized its Tiger coverage around one persistent question for years: Can he play? A reasonable question if you are a golf (sports) fan. It becomes an incomplete one when the honest answer to a prior question – “Is this man okay? – is visibly, and has for some time been, no.

We hope we are wrong. Maybe there is an explanation for the refuse urine test that has nothing to do with what it appears to suggest. Everyone is entitled to privacy, and no one should be mocked for their trials. But privacy is a harder argument to make when the struggle keeps arriving in public. On roadsides, in mugshots, in sheriff’s press conferences. At some point, looking away is not discretion. It’s something closer to abandonment.

But there is a 50-year-old man who has been in some form of pain, physical or otherwise, for longer than most of his fans have been watching him. Who has been trying, by every public account, to hold together a competitive life and an institutional role and a comeback narrative and a body that has been asked to do more than bodies are meant to do.

The golf can wait. It has waited before. The difference now is that what’s at stake isn’t a green jacket or a record or a comeback story. It’s him.

 

D-I COLLEGE HOCKEY PLAYOFFS

For the current 2025-26 season, there are a total of 110 NCAA Division I college hockey teams across the men’s and women’s divisions.

The University of Wisconsin Women Badgers just recently won their ninth national championship, beating Ohio State Women Buckeyes 3-2 in final.

Most of the 65 teams in the men’s D-1 compete in six primary conferences. Here are this year’s conference winners:

Atlantic Hockey Association – Bentley University Falcons

Big Ten (really eighteen) – University of Michigan Wolverines

Central Collegiate Hockey Association – Minnesota State University Mavericks

Eastern College Athletic Conference - Dartmouth College Big Green

Hockey East – Merrimack College Warriors

Northern Collegiate Hockey Conference – University of Denver Pioneers

The Swami predicts the University of Michigan will meet the University of North Dakota Fighting Hawks in the NCAA final (Saturday April 11) and win their tenth national title, their first since 1998.

 

SUTHERLAND CUP PLAYOFFS

The Greater Ontario Hockey League, a development league for the Ontario Hockey League (major Junior), is currently in their western and eastern conference semi-finals.

Two teams competing: Elmira Sugar Kings and St. Marys Lincolns, The Lincolns took game one on Sunday March 29, 4-2. A couple of Rink Rats favorites are associated with the two clubs: Kyle Rank (St. Lawrence ’06) is director of hockey operations for the Sugar Kings and Scott Graham (St. Lawrence ’75) a member of The Lincolns hockey alumni. There will be Molson’s on the line in this best of seven semi-final.

 

RINK RATS TRIVIA

Alex Ovechkin hit a bit of a weird milestone earlier this week when he became the second player to ever net 1,000 goals, regular season and playoffs combined. (Wayne Gretzky has the record with 1,016.) 

We don’t often look at combined stats like this in the NHL. But our trivia today gets into three players who highlight how different regular season and playoff production can be: 

Which player with 600-plus regular-season goals in their career has scored the fewest playoff goals (only 21)? 

Which two players in the all-time top 10 in career playoff goals failed to get to the 500-goal mark in the regular season? 

Answers at the bottom.

 

Warmest welcome. LA’s iconic Dodger Stadium is now officially called Uniqlo Field at Dodger Stadium, as part of the baseball team’s partnership with the Japanese fashion brand.

We assume these announcements are only a matter of time:

  • Zara (But Just the Kids’ Section) Field at Fenway Park
  • Cold Stone Creamery “Gotta Have It” Restrooms at Yankee Stadium
  • OpenAI Erotic Chats and Recipes Field at San Francisco’s ChatGPT Stadium

 

THE SWAMI’S GAME OF THE WEEK

Game of the Week – NCAA Basketball National Semi-Final, Saturday April 4, 2026

1Michigan

  v  1Arizona

5:49 PM

TBS

 

Tickets as low as $426

Lucas Oil Stadium, Indianapolis, IN

Line: MICH -1.5

O/U: 157.5

Line: MICH -1.5

O/U: 157.5

The Swami picks the University of Michigan Wolverines 81 over the University of Arizona Wildcats 70. Michigan will go on to the national final on Monday April 6 and take the University of Connecticut Huskies, 75 – 70 to win their second NCAA title.

That is BIG Blue national champs in hockey and basketball this month of April.

Season to Date (0 - 0)

 

Next Blog: Stanley Cup Playoffs

Until April 13, 2026, Adios.

Claremont, California

March 30, 2026

#XV-1-453

 

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RATS TRIVIA ANSWERS

The 600-goal scorer with the fewest career playoff goals is Marcel Dionne who piled up 731 regular season goals but scored just 21 times in 49 postseason games. (Jarome Iginla is second with 37 playoff goals.) 


And the two top 10 playoff scorers who didn’t make it to the 500-goal club? Glenn Anderson (498 regular-season goals and 92 in the playoffs) and Claude Lemieux (379 and 80).

 

QUOTE

“One individual came in one day and said”. “I shouldn’t be on the fourth line. Tell me why I’m on the fourth line? I got a lot better skill set than you think I have”.

“And I said: Do you know why you’re on the fourth line?” He said “No”. I said: “There’s no fifth line”.

Mike Keenan, St. Lawrence University ’72, Stanley Cup Champion Head Coach New York Rangers 1994

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